[Deadlife LTD] Moscow, Russia - Today marks a turning point in Russian Democratic History, the ending of it. This morning Vladimir Putin made a press announcement stating that after proving that Russian Democracy had been proven to be a dismal failure rivaling that of Russian Communism, he was liquidating the parliament and taking a more proactive role in rebuilding Russian society. Amid screams of terror and rage, the members of the parliament were shot by Putin's personal guard using the very popular AK-47 semi-Automatic. The international outrage was, surprisingly, minimal. A certain leader of state for a European Country who wishes to remain nameless stated: "It's about time, we expected he'd do it much sooner." When questioned as to how exactly he was going to "rebuild" the Russian Government and Economy, Putin merely stated: "First of all we are going to defrost the Syberian Desert. Once the temperature is greater, we can more actively and effectively drain our country of oil." The United States has responded to Putin's coup by halting the nonexistant nuclear decomission program. Putin has been in contact with President Bush throughout the day, one can only hope that they won't degenerate into petty name calling as the President is prone to do .