[Deadlife LTD]South Hampton, UK - Early this morning, the body of Prime Minister Tony Blair was found dead in a 1940 Ford Prefect. According to the coroner's report the PM had been killed at approximately 2:00 this morning, by means of having his throat slit wide open just beneath the larynx. Apparently, sometime after killing the PM, the killer raped the corpse and the DNA evidence is being examined as we speak. The Prime Minister's corpse was rushed to the nearest morgue where a series of events that would seem impossible but for the 500 witness accounts in corroboration. Sometime around noon, the corpse of the PM went missing, a search was immediately started and the corpse was found walking along the Newbury Bypass. In it's wake it left around 20 people who had had their skulls smashed open and their brains eaten. While this is in line with previous Zombie occurances, after the capture of the un-dead corpse, scientists performed a series of procedures, the details of which are currently unknown to the public, which had the effect of brining the un-dead PM back to life. He is currently recuperating in the Kings College Hospital, London. He plans to be back on the job tomorrow morning.