Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Berlin, Germany. [Deadlife LTD] - Nanite kills Man.

This morning in Berlin a major breakthrough has occured in the field of nanotechnology. The first neural nanite cluster has finished it's first round of laboratory tests passing all of them without flinching. The cluster, designed to provide easy access to seratonin and dopamine in patients, has sucessfully ben implanted in lab mice. A noticible reaction occured 2 hours after implantation. The head nanobiologist working on the cluster, Dr. Tim Artzmann was exctatic about the success of the cluster. "After working on this for nigh on 8 years it is a very happy occasion to see it work, the next step is to get it ready for humans." The cluster stimulates existing neurons into releasing a range of different neurotransmitters, having the potential to help many mental disorders with much more ease than current procedures have. The only downside of the morning was the tragic death of noneother than Dr. Tim Artzmann. He was found at approximately 7:41 AM GMT+1 with his throat torn to shreds. After dealing with the removal of the late doctor, it was descovered that the mouse that had been implanted with the neural cluster had escaped. A search was started at 8:00 AM for the $3.8 million mouse. At 8:03 the mouse was found, covered in blood in a corner of the lab. Dr. Artzmann's colleague Dr Henry Mehlinger took the mouse to the second laboratory for cleaning and further study. As Dr. Mehlinger left the room this reporter was able to catch one of the late Dr's aides mutter "That mouse was never violent before the cluster." The police are still unsure as to the events surrounding Dr. Artzmann's death.

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