Dick Cheney gives birth

Washington D.C - Dick Cheney has given birth to a healthy baby girl, when questioned on the subject of his unusual birth Mr. Cheney calmly replied: "well one can only hope that god made her straight" when questioned on what she thought about the event, the baby replied, well I didn't come out of a bush...but I think I'm better off for it" the event marks a milestone in evolutionary history as the fact that a man being able to give birth renders the final blow to the last shreds of masculinity and sanity in the american government. eyewitnesses who have testified on condition of anonymity say that cheney was impregnated during his recent bypass surgery by his primary surgeon. This new level appears to give the American government an even greater need to prove that they still have what they once did, as later in the afternoon the orders for 3 more major tactical Iraqi operations were given. It is interesting to note that these operations differ in that the government gave an appraisal of the body count to be had on the american side before the operations were implemented, their estimates accumulated to around 50,000 american troops. When questioned, Bush and Cheney gave this response: "We will use as many lives as it takes to acheive our goal." upon review of Deadlife LTD's audio it was found that under his breath Bush continued with: "of proving that we really are men."