God Dies in China.

Beijing, China - Early this morning the Beijing Shunyi Hospital admitted a repertedly 85 year old male into it's halls. The man, of no distinguishable decent whatsoever was found lying in a ditch just outside of the city. The man has no apparent bodily injuries yet his health was rapidly declining. Once admitted the on duty staff quickly did their best to try to save the man but were unfortunately to late. Eyewitness accounts of the subsequent events describe the old man, who had been legally dead for 20 minutes spontaneously cumbust, get out of the bed run around the room and subsequently vanish into a dark pit which vanished a short time after. The eyewitness accounts go on to say that about 5 minutes after the dissapearance of the pit, a large shiny object appeared hovering in midair where the pit had vanished. The object apparently emitted a large burst of light before it shattered into millions of people killing one of the nurses on duty and injuring 2 more. This story would seem too surreal to be anywhere close to the realm of reality but for the video surveilance cameras that had recorded everything. # hours after these mysterious events occurred, all thought on the subject was dropped due to the fact that a volcano was erupting beneath the hospital. Around 45% of the patients were unable to get out before the volcano demolished the Hospital. These curious events happening one after another up until this point could be taken as coincidence, but the next event in this horriffic tale Was the old man who had thought to be dead was now nailed to the top of the hospital as it ever so slowly sank into the lava. The man slid hiswrists off the nails and, without a sound, jumped into the river of magma. Due to the trememdous strife this unknown man had to go through He will forever be known by the survivors as God. It is interesting to note that 3 weeks later the same man was arrested on rape charges and subsequently neutered and sentenced to jail.